“ it’s because i’m fabulous, isn’t it? ”
” that and your ass “

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“Someone fucking ate the last poptart.”

“I want their head on a spike.”
”Nonsense.”
“We could always give it a different title?”

“Go on.”
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“I feel.. I feel happiness.”
“My tears are of joy.”
”Can I keep you?”
“Me?"

"I cannot be owned."

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Nods.
“It’s my favorite pass time. Especially blue birds."

"Do you feel that?”

“Our friendship is brewing.”
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“But we could go bird hunting together. Wouldn’t you like that?”

A gasp.
“Really?”
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“Whoever you are, I beg of you to never return the old Snow. I like you, you can stay.”

“…”

“This doesn’t make us allies.”
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“I fucking hate birds so fucking much.”

bc poptarts are clearly the coolest muthafucking thing on this earth, duh. and, all the other pastries are below poptarts so..
be gone peasant