There was once a born princess with skin white as snow, her hair was black as night, and people would stare wherever she would go. But with beauty, came tragedy. The princess soon lost her father, and was betrayed by her stepmother. She became a...

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_{bc poptarts are clearly the coolest muthafucking thing on this earth, duh. and, all the other pastries are below poptarts so..}

_{be gone peasant}