There was once a born princess with skin white as snow, her hair was black as night, and people would stare wherever she would go. But with beauty, came tragedy. The princess soon lost her father, and was betrayed by her stepmother. She became a...

Name: Killian Jones (Captain Hook)
Age: We don't discuss this. Let's just say older than you.
Height: 5'10
Location: Currently residing aboard my ship, The Jolly Roger.
Interests: Hand/hook puns, jabbing pretty ladies with my sword, general pirate activities.
Why do you want to be my valentine: Well if I can't have the daughter, then mother is second best, right?

_“No.”